Man get's pissed at wife for all the no sex lines and posted them!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/husband-creates-spreadsheet-wifes-excuses-3889683





I like the (I'm watching my show).       That's class for you.



Hell this has been around for thousands of years.      Ever since we gave them a title in the house.     Wife!       Then things changed.       Before it was a good club to the head and enjoy.