98% of the time your dog knows you have ass-cancer!

http://nypost.com/2014/05/20/dogs-cans-sniff-out-prostate-cancer-with-98-accuracy/




So why not give him a degree and let him work the office?    Dogs are smart enough to wag their tails when they want something and I bet they could do the same if asked about ass cancer.    Does Billy have ass cancer?    Tail wag!    Omg off to the hose.....



Sure some device like this with a camera on it.



Maybe this old device?



Deeper!