Z-man and I were down at the Mayor's Bar bringing him dinner and what a time we had with this nice (really drunk) lady. She held out her arm for us to smell her perfume. I won't say who said it smelled like potato chips, it happened. She had been eating many a chip. So she went to Z-man and I and asked what we thought. Z-man just turned red. I tried to be nice and said it smelled good. She said we now knew what Britney Spears smelled like. I got tears in my eyes and so did Z-man. Yes now we know what Britney smells like and it wasn't all good.
Britney smells like bar chips, smoke, heavy booze, and flowers.
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