Heard Black Cherry is good for what bothers me!

I have a bunch of aches and pains from a life time of wrecking my body.     So all the good ladies on Face-Book suggest black cherries as a way to stop the pain.     You think they mean....



There's this band called Virgin Black.     Maybe they have a black cherry or two?



Maybe the true Virgin Mary?    



Maybe a Lacey Doll?     If she was new from the package.     Never from a storage locker....never.



Maybe Miley?



Yes for sure a Snooky (when she was fat) love doll will do the trick.    

Fill her three greasy gravy holes!